The rest of the December recaps are coming as surely as another year of banal typing from America’s least-ambitious diet-blogger, but in the meantime, here is my latest attempt to cobble something together using Photoshop instead of rubber cement and old copies of Sassy: the 2014 Sadvent Calendar.
Probably best consumed in nibbles and sips, with Greek yogurt on top for spice-neutralizing calm. Contains no perfection, no flows, and no nutrients.