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KERF Recaps: Katching Up With Kathy’s “Business Industry”

Hams, I’ve been working (like, at my day job) the last two weeks, including weekends, so this post is much more disgustingly late than usual. A turkey-induced tryptophan coma of lore would be nothing...

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KERF recaps: Kathy’s Thanks Logged More Pedometer Steps and Had Fewer...

The week of Thanksgiving on Kath Eats Real Food was a stellar, five-part miniseries on doing the holidays better than anyone could ever even imagine. Monday’s regularly scheduled description of the...

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KERF Recaps: Kathy Eats More Salad Than You, You Bottled-Dressing-Eating Loser

As usual for her Monday post, Kathy shares some brand new information that she had “such a lovely …. really, really nice” Thanksgiving — not only for all the reasons she gave thanks for on the previous...

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KERF Recaps: Kathy Puts Sauce on a Squash, Lists Food, Pretends to Like Tea,...

Kathy’s post on Monday delivers the surprising news that she had just the greatest weekend. Here is what we learn from the post: • Kathy has fought a battle of unspecified details against an unknown...

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KERF Recaps: To Go With Your Broken Down Boxes and Dried Out Tree

The rest of the December recaps are coming as surely as another year of banal typing from America’s least-ambitious diet-blogger, but in the meantime, here is my latest attempt to cobble something...

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KERF Recaps: The Last Posts of 2014 Get A Sweet, Merciful Death

Holy sponsored holidays, hamcats! Thank goodness there’s been plenty of grippingly #sciencenerdery going on on the main page forums, where a terrifyingly brave number of you have been trying to see if...

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KERF Recaps: Twelve Resolutions, Yet a Dimmer Picture Than Ever

Most of her adult life has been lived in public, so Kathy usually has a yearly resolutions post. Let’s take a look back at them, shall we? In 2008, Kathy was all about trying to create less waste,...

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KERF Recaps: Oh Vacations, You’re ALL My Favorites! Except You, Dominican...

Monday and Tuesday’s posts are a special Kathy Takes Real Vacations Edition of our regularly scheduled show, Kathy Puts Nut Butter on Everything (also known as 6 Workouts for 5 Vanity Pounds, also also...

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KERF Recaps: Kathy Makes Nachos That Aren’t, Gets A Free Fitness Book, and...

Before we get started talking about a book Kathy got for free from a fitness blogger (Wednesday’s post), some stuff that’s not nachos but she calls it nachos (Thursday’s post), and a list of other shit...

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KERF Recaps: Kathy Wears A Terrible Vest and Changes Her “Work Flow”

Kathy starts out the week by greeting her readers, whom she calls “weekend warriors!!” She’s talking to people on a Monday, and not implying that any of them participate in an activity mostly done on...

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KERF Recaps: Kathy Lets Her Husband Have A Birthday, Sorta, Registers for a...

Last Thursday’s post is about what an amazing effort Kathy, the impromptu newscaster, put in for her husband’s birthday: We are live from Charlottesville this morning!! How did Kathy make Bath Matt’s...

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KERF Recaps: Kathy Enjoys Bro-Country and Feeds Her Guests Leftover Ice Cream...

Monday’s post is about how great Kathy’s weekend was, as usual. She went to a concert! The highlight of my weekend was most definitely the Florida Georgia Line concert! Oh, okay. Cool. I’m not familiar...

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KERF Recaps: Kathy Gets Paid To Eat Free Food

Wednesday’s entry is a sponsored post brought to us by Blue Apron. What’s Blue Apron? It takes Kathy almost 200 words before she tells us that Blue Apron provides “recipes.” But also, meals. The meals...

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KERF Recaps: Kathy Puts Frozen Stuff in a Pot and Pretends It’s Soup

The recaps are two weeks late again, so let’s punish ourselves by jumping straight back into Kathletic Conditioning without stretching OR remembering our Camelback — — as we return to her entry from...

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KERF Recaps: Kathy Owns Bowls, Eats Restaurant Leftovers, Uses Meal-Planning,...

It’s time for another installment of Conchshell Had Too Much Regular Work Shit To Do And Couldn’t Do Smugnom For Forever On A Regular Basis Because Then Her Cats Would Be Eating Her Fingertips Batman...

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KERF Recaps: A Perfect Flow of Hiatus

Hey there, Shadowy Clique! You might have noticed the disappearance of ads in the last few days. The reports from GetOffMyInternets HQ are that the traffic (or as Bath Matt might say, PAGEVIEW$) coming...

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